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Due to the striking French oil-refinery, hospital workers have cut the fuel supply to Paris leaving many of us without petrol. Desperate measures for desperate situations. This is the ultimate idea, succes guaranteed.
Paris, known for being one of the most beautiful cities in the world, is a rather a – excuse my language- shitty place to live. Literally. Not a day goes by when I don’t see freshly made dog poo everywhere. On some shitty days, if I get realllly lucky, I find myself stepping on the little pieces of shit. French people are so proud of their sugar and butter filled macaroons, their wine, the architecture, blah blah blah, and I guess they are too proud to pick up after their own shit. Well, take this on a golden platter, PARIS!
Being a newcomer to Paris, doctor I have been noticing the little things. One of the things that stood out to me most in my first two months here has been the idiotic warnings on the metro, cure a rabbit explaining how one should avoid getting their hand stuck in the door.
Instead of the door hurting the rabbit, the instructional illustration almost makes it look like the rabbit is punching the door. So, what the hell, why couldn’t this rabbit be trained in karate. It makes just as much sense as a human sized rabbit getting stuck in the metro door.